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When General Kim Jong Il was born, the clouds opened up... sang the woman on the speakers. Kyung-Soon Jung and her child glanced at the murals of The Great Leader and The Dear Leader as she strode to the 10am ration truck with her 6 year old son, Jung Hyun. She didnt care much for them, the leaders of her home country, the DPRK. She knew that the country was in ruins, why exactly, she did not know, but she knew that it was partly due to the Dear Leader. Of course, she did not say it, as doing so was essentially a death sentence. And he came down from heaven, and there was a
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Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim: Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives.
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We don't cry for the gods that die by our hands.
We throw stones if our gods take a stand.
We create and destroy our stigmata martyrs.
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I am afraid....of nothing. No seriously, i am. Wait, whats that in your pockets? You're pockets are empty!? *Screams*
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We don't cry for the gods that die by our hands.
We throw stones if our gods take a stand.
We create and destroy our stigmata martyrs.
guess who!
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"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while seeing others try to figure out how the hell did you do it."
I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
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